[Jokes] The blonde pilot (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went
to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter.The
Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a
pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.


So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going
smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking
via radio. Everything was going smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter
suddenly came down quickly!


It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods. The
Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was
okay.


As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out."What
happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached
3,000 feet. What happened then?"


"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan."