[Jokes] cell phone

[Chris McKenna]

---------- Forwarded message ----------

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I  scrolled
through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed  send.
His mother answered, and I told her what  happened.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of  it."

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was  "Mom."

"Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the  con-
venience store."

[Borrowed from  Reader's Digest.]