[Jokes] a new camera
McKenna, Chris (RDS SW)
chris.mckenna at DEFRA.GSI.GOV.UK
Wed Oct 26 14:48:34 BST 2005
The new Pope was having a shower.
Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt
the need to exercise the right wrist and this was one of these occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture
of the holy seed flying through the air.
"Hold on a minute" said the Pope, "You can't do that. You'll destroy the
reputation of the Catholic Church."
"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer.
"I'll be financially secure for life."
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer and after lots
of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million quid.
The Pope then dried himself off and headed off with his new camera. He met
his housekeeper, who spotted the camera.
"That looks like a really good camera," she said, "How much did it cost
"Two million quid" replied the Pope.
"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper ...
Wait for it! ...
"They must have seen you coming!"
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