[Jokes] The inventor of the Harley Davidson (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sun Oct 30 22:44:02 GMT 2005

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The inventor of the Harley Davidson, Arthur Davidson, died and went to

      At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "You've been a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world. Your reward is, you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven."

      Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."

      St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "So you were the one who invented the
Harley Davidson motorcycles, eh?"

      Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

      God commented, "Well, what's the big deal about inventing something
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

      Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't
you the inventor of woman???"

      God said, "Ah, yes."

      "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:

      1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

      2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

      3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

      4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

      5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!!

      "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results.

      The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may
be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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