[Jokes] Two Trees! (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Fri Aug 11 08:33:51 BST 2006

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here 
is one

 Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A 
small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is 
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. 
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, 
you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of 
a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is 
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best 
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!!

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