[Jokes] Fw: WORK VS PRISON (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Subject: Fw: WORK VS PRISON

> If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make things a
> little bit clearer.
>
> IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10   cell.
> AT WORK........you spend the majority of your time in an  8X8 cubicle.
>
>
> IN PRISON.......     you get three meals a day.
> AT WORK........    you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
it.
>
> IN PRISON..........  you get time off for good behaviour.
> AT WORK........... you get more work for good behaviour.
>
> IN PRISON..........  the guard locks and unlocks all  the doors for you.
> AT WORK........... you're often required to carry a security card and open
> all the doors yourself.
>
> IN PRISON.........   you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK........... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
> IN PRISON........    you get your own toilet.
> AT WORK..........  you share the toilet with some  people who pee on the
> seat.
>
> IN PRISON..........  they allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK........... you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
>
> IN PRISON.........   all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
> AT WORK.........   you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they
> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
> IN PRISON.........   you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> AT WORK........... they're called managers.
>
> IN PRISON.....       you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get
> out.
> AT WORK ......     you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
> inside bars.
>
> Have a Good Day at Work!