[Jokes] Last Request... (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Two prisoners, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day
were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by
the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The
warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a
last request?"

To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you
please play "The Macarena" for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What
is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "KILL ME FIRST."