[Jokes] New job! (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Nov 16 09:05:58 GMT 2006
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This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it
happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away
the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would
dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla
so people will keep coming to the zoo.
Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he
puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all
cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just
eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts
really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest,
roaring and swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance
and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in
the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the
He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest
and hisses, "Shut the hell up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
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