[Jokes] Old Man.... (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Nov 16 22:21:44 GMT 2006
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....and the skinny-dippers....
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years with a
large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it
up nicely....picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and giggling. As he came closer he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Some old men can still think fast.
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