[Jokes] Dear Abby...
cmckenna at sucs.org
Tue Sep 19 18:22:42 BST 2006
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A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a
social worker in her mid twenties. These two
women go everywhere together and I've never seen a
man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think
they could be Lebanese?
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl
Language and Violence On my VCR?
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm
not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive and I think my boy friend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss
money with him.
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling
around, and when confronted with the evidence, he
denied everything and said it would never happen
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a
boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn
against his own?
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
Now how do I get out?
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years.
He must be crazy.
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't
know he drank until one night he came home sober.
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is
going through mental pause.
You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor.
Now what do I do?
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