[Jokes] The accident (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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  Ole had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was
questioning Ole . "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you
vat happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into
the..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted.
"Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident,'I'm fine!'?" Ole said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was Driving down the road.... The lawyer
interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to Establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man Told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now Several weeks
after the accident he is trying to sue my client.I Believe he is a
fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time,
the Judge was fairly interested in Ole 's answer And said to the
lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say aboutHis favorite mule,
Bessie". Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas saying,
Had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer andvas
Driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer
Ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I vas
Thrown into one ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. I vas
Hurting, real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear
Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shapeJust by
her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman Came on
the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he Went over
to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition,He took
out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came
across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are
you feeling?"
"Now vat the HELL vould you say?