[Jokes] Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck
happened.

Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.