[Jokes] The Banking Sector

Denis Walker dez at sucs.org
Tue Sep 30 22:39:48 BST 2008

The Banking Sector .....

It gets worse. I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese 
banking sector:

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will 
likely go for a song,
while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report 
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared 
that staff may get a raw deal!

Denis Walker
dez at sucs.org

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