[Jokes] In summary
cmckenna at sucs.org
Sat Jun 27 00:15:30 BST 2009
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are wrong, he was found
in the children's ward having a stroke.
Apparently Michael Jackson's body is to be melted down into candles so
young boys can still blow him
Gary Glitter makes world record bid for Michael Jacksons laptop
Farah Fawcet arrived in heaven and god granted his new Angel one wish.
She wished for all Gods children to be safe...
So he killed Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed for
Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone. There
was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to
be startin something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to
say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.
Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland
ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs
in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his
"The coroner is unsure what to put as the cause of Michael Jackson's
death. He doesn't know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight,
the good times, or the boogie"
whats the difference between mj and fergie....fergie can still play giggs.
Michael Jackson died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered
that boyz II men was a band,not a delivery service
Authorities have released a statement saying they are going to melt his
body down and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
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