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Sat Mar 28 22:36:42 GMT 2009


"Everybody up to sixth position has now been lapped. And that includes =
Nick Heidfeld, who's seventh."

And finally the incredibly appropriate:=20

"A sad ending, albeit a happy one."=20


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That Car looked so tempting, So easy to Drive
Just like that apartment you Burglarized
You Started to run, But Didn't Get Far=20
Cause Under your arm was a VCR

-Lyric from Walla Walla by The Offspring

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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>How else can we do a tribute to murray =
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except show you some of the mistakes hes made during commentating so =
here they=20
are.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman" =
size=3D3>"The lead car=20
is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is=20
identical"<BR><BR>"Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one" =
<BR><BR>"With=20
half the race gone, there is half the race still to go" <BR><BR>"I =
should=20
imagine that the conditions in the cockpit are =
unimaginable!"<BR><BR>"And=20
there's no damage to the car... except to the car itself." <BR><BR>"This =
is an=20
interesting circuit because it has inclines, and not just up, but down =
as well."=20
<BR><BR>"Watch the lights go out...one light...two lights...three=20
laps..."<BR><BR>"As you can see, visually, with your eyes..." =
<BR><BR>"An=20
Achilles heel for the McLaren team this year, and it's literally the =
heel=20
because it's the gearbox"<BR><BR>"That's history. I say history because =
it=20
happened in the past." <BR><BR>"Two laps to go, then the action will =
begin.=20
Unless this is the action, which it is." <BR><BR>"Either the car is =
stationary=20
or it's on the move." <BR><BR>"It's not quite a curve, it's a straight=20
actually." <BR><BR>"And the first five places are filled by five =
different=20
cars." <BR><BR>From Sunday:<BR>"Everybody up to sixth position has now =
been=20
lapped. And that includes Nick Heidfeld, who's seventh."<BR><BR>And =
finally the=20
incredibly appropriate: <BR><BR>"A sad ending, albeit a happy one."=20
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size=3D2>___________________________________________</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>That Car looked so tempting, So easy to =

Drive<BR>Just like that apartment you Burglarized<BR>You Started to run, =
But=20
Didn't Get Far <BR>Cause Under your arm was a VCR</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>-Lyric from Walla Walla by The=20
Offspring</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>

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