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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><STRONG><FONT color=#0c1dff>JOKE OF THE DAY: Not So
Dumb Blonde<BR></FONT></STRONG><FONT class=t2>
<P>A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a long flight from
LA to NY. The lawyer leaned over and asked the blond if she would like to play a
fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and moves closer to the window to catch a few winks.
<P>The lawyer persists, saying the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He
explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you know the answer
you pay me, and vice versa. Again, she declines and tries to sleep.
<P>The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blond he will
easily win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay, how about this. If you
know the answer you pay me only $5.00, but if I don't know the answer I'll pay
you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and figures there is no way to
end this torment unless she plays.
<P>The lawyer asks the first question: "What is the distance from the earth to
the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out a five
dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn.
<P>She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down
with four?" The lawyer puzzles over this, pulls out his laptop and consults all
internet sources, calls his law library, but finally gives up and pulls five one
hundred dollar bills from his wallet. The blonde accepts them and turns to take
<P>The lawyer says "Wait, what is the answer?"
<P>The blonde opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill.
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