[Jokes] Appologies to Ali G

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
Wed Aug 15 23:18:54 BST 2001

With apologies to Ali G:

Ali G went to his mate's fancy dress costume party wearing nothing but a
girl on his back.

"So what are you supposed to be?" the host asked indignantly.

"I iz a snail," Ali replied.

The exasperated host asked, "How can you be a snail when all you've got is
that naked girl on your back?"

Ali replied. "Dat iz Michelle."

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk

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