[Jokes] FW: things men need to know about Style
rgrant at BlitzGames.com
Thu Dec 20 09:45:41 GMT 2001
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2001 9:35 AM
To: rakhtar; mash; mhardisty; mhayward; pdrinkwater; rgrant; lfriberg; cfry; sbaskersville; bwilliams; ssmith
Subject: things men need to know about Style
Things Men need To Know About Style
> 1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.
> 2. Only consider tucking your jumper into your jeans if
> you're a vicar.
> 3. Getting your girlfriend to iron your jeans is
> unacceptable. Ironing them yourself is evidence of an unsound mind.
> 4. Cowboy boots - NO!!!
> 5. Pointy lace-up shoes make women retch.
> 6. Going bald ? Shave it off for God's sake.
> 7. Never take your shirt off in public, unless you've just
> won the Men's Singles at Wimbledon.
> 8. Donald Duck socks do not reflect your individuality nor
> the wild underside of your corporate facade. They do,
> however, mean your mother still dresses you or you wish she did.
> 9. Socks and sandals - lovely on Germans.
> 10. A jester hat does not a wacky man make. Even Noddy Holder
> regrets the 70s.
> 11. Speedos are only acceptable on Olympic swimmers...
> 12. ... as are medallions...
> 13. ...and tracksuit tops and bottoms.
> 14. Do you have a grey, red and black asymmetrical duvet?
> Curtains to match? Habitat help line 0845 222 0000
> 15. Open shirts: one button open = professional; two buttons
> = casual; three = tosser.
> 16. Sleeveless t-shirts are O.K. if you're 17, can do the
> running-on-the-spot dance at the drop of a hat and you're a
> member of NSync.
> 17. Understand this: if you're wearing the wrong underpants,
> she'll never come back.
> 18. Those fold-up scooters + middle thirties exec = tosser.
> 19. Here's a startling fact guys: Lara Croft isn't real. And
> Angelina Jolie is a) an actress and b) married.
> 20. Is your definition of "new season shopping" buying the
> latest Man Utd kit? Please seek professional help.
> 21. Unless you own a rap empire, leave the chunky gold and
> "ice" in the window of H Samuel where it can live a long and
> happy life doing no-one any harm.
> 22. You'll NEVER pull if you put your mobile in the mobile
> phone pocket of your combats.
> 23. Bleached blonde hair. If it doesn't work for Eddie
> Irvine, it's not going to do it for you.
> 24. Chinos - fashionable for 6 months in 1989 and that was it.
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