[Jokes] The first worthwhile chain letter (joke)

[Justin Mitchell]

THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER

This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their
sexlife even more fantastic.

As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can
only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile
as you. Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large
carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person
who is at the top of your list.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will
be at least:

* 0.5 miss worlds
* 2.5 models
* 463 wild nymphos
* 3,234 good-looking nymphos
* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
* 40,198 bi-sexual women

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to
live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.




YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement.

Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum cleaner.
PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

---o---
(Must dash, the post has just arrived.)