[Jokes] Fw: A MAN'S AND A WOMEN'S NEEDS (fwd)

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Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2001 11:55:29 +0100
From: paul acketts <paul at navaho.co.uk>
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Subject: Fw: A MAN'S AND A WOMEN'S NEEDS 

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Subject: A MAN'S AND A WOMEN'S NEEDS


> > A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed. The
> > passion is heating up.
> > But then the lady stops and says, "I don't feel
> > like it, I just want you
> > to hold me."
> > The guy says "WHAT??"
> >
> > The lady explains that he must not be in tune with
> > her emotional needs as
> > a Woman. Then he realizes that nothing is going to
> > happen tonight and he
> > might as well deal with it.
> > So the next day the man takes her shopping at a
> > big department store. He
> > walks around and has her try on three very
> > expensive outfits. She can't
> > decide. He tells his woman to take all three of
> > them.
> > Then they go over and get matching shoes worth
> > $200 each. And then they go
> > to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of
> > diamond earrings. The
> > lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped
> > out, but she does not
> > care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says
> > "you don't even play
> > tennis,
> > but OK if you like it then let's get it."
> >
> > The woman is jumping up and down so excited she
> > cannot even believe what
> > is
> > going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to
> > the cash register."
> > The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like
> > buying all this stuff now."
> >
> > The woman's face goes blank.
> >
> > "No honey- I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
> > a while."
> > The look on her face is indescribable and she is
> > about to explode and the
> > guy says, "You must not be in tune with my
> > Financial Needs as a Man."
> >