[Jokes] nuns...

[Sharon Fawcett]

Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make
one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last
sins before they are
made holy.

"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one
with the tip of my finger.
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into
heaven."

The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you
know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your  hand in the holy water and pass on into
heaven."

Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to
cut in front.
"Well  now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position
in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before
Sister Mary Thomas sticks her arse in it!"


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