xtal333 at yahoo.com
Thu Jun 7 08:45:36 BST 2001
Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make
one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last
sins before they are
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one
with the tip of my finger.
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into
The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you
know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to
cut in front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position
in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before
Sister Mary Thomas sticks her arse in it!"
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