[Jokes] Single Girl

[Clare McKenna]

Single girl
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the
following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
 
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says,
"Single, huh?"
 
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, 'How'd you
guess?'

He says, 'Because you're f**king ugly.'


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