[Jokes] (no subject)

[Clare McKenna]

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail,
elderly gentleman...
"Can I help you?" the madam asked...
"1 want Natalie," the old man replied...
Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies;
perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old
man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without
blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed
her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an
hour, whereupon the man calmly left...

The next night he appeared again demanding to see
Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row and that there were no
discounts.. it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old
man took out the money, the two went up to the room
and an hour later, he left...

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no
one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the
money and up to the room they went. At the end of the
hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever
used my services three nights in a row. Where are you
from?" The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "1 have family who lives
there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died,
and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give
this $3,000 to you."

(Some things in life are certain: taxes, death and
 being screwed by an attorney.)


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