[Jokes] Not So dumb Blonde

[Tim Jenkins]

JOKE OF THE DAY: Not So Dumb Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leaned over and asked the blond if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and moves closer to the window to catch a few winks. 

The lawyer persists, saying the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you know the answer you pay me, and vice versa. Again, she declines and tries to sleep. 

The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blond he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay, how about this. If you know the answer you pay me only $5.00, but if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and figures there is no way to end this torment unless she plays. 

The lawyer asks the first question: "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. 

She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer puzzles over this, pulls out his laptop and consults all internet sources, calls his law library, but finally gives up and pulls five one hundred dollar bills from his wallet. The blonde accepts them and turns to take her nap. 

The lawyer says "Wait, what is the answer?" 

The blonde opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. 


WARNING

Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones
appearing in your
home.

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