[Jokes] For your entertainment
lmi1210 at yahoo.co.uk
Thu May 24 18:28:07 BST 2001
There's a pensioner couple, both about 80, on a
sentimental holiday back in the place where they
first met. They're sitting in a pub and he says to
her, "Remember first time we had sex together, over
fifty years ago? We went round the corner to the gas
works. You leaned against the fence and I gave you
one from behind." "Yes," she says, "I remember it
well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll
round there and I'll give you one for old times
sake?". "Ooh George, you devil, that sounds like a
good idea," she answers.
There's a chap sitting at the next table listening
to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks,
'I've got to see this, two pensioners having sex
against the gas works fence.' So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get
to the back of the gas works and make their way to
the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her
knickers down and the old man drops his trousers.
She turns around and hangs on to the fence and the
old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are
bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This
goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling "Ohhh
God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.
This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally,
they both collapse panting on the ground.
The watching guy is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know. He starts
to think about his own aged parents and wonders
whether they still have sex like this. After about
half an hour of lying on the ground in recovery, the
old couple struggle to their feet and get their
clothes back on. The guy, still watching, thinks,
'That was truly amazing, he was going like a train.
I've got to ask him what his secret is.' As the
couple pass, the chap says to them, "That was
something else, you must have been shagging for
about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there
some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "fifty
years ago that fucking fence wasn't electrified."
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