[Jokes] David Beckham decides to try horse back riding

[Tim Jenkins]

This comes from the club Carling Monthly magazine.  Any spelling mistakes are added in by me :)

David Beckham Decides to Try Horse Back Riding.  Even though he has no prior experience he mounts the horse unassisted and the horse springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady rythmic pace as Posh stands back in admiration., but then he begins to slip from the saddle.  In terror he grabs the horses mane, but can not seem to get a firm grip.  He tries to throw his arms around the horses neck but he slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse contines to gallop along, semmingly impervious to its slipping rider... Finally, he gives up his frail grasp and he attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrups. He is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.

Posh stands there frantic unable to do anything to help as his head is battered against the ground.  He is mere moments away from unconciousnes when to his great fortune...

The sainsburys security guard sees him, leans over and unplugs the horse.

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