[Jokes] Men : Victims of Science (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
Sat Sep 1 11:58:41 BST 2001

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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Subject: Men : Victims of Science

I recently came across this ­ I thought some of you might appreciate it....

U.S. Rep. Gary Condit can't help himself ‹ he's a victim of science.

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells, which, over nine
months, develop into a complete female baby.

The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to
make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around,
the cell necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from
cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.

Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications
center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual

If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this
means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their
cards are in their shorts.

This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in
various ways:

Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.

Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over
their heads and running into walls.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the
hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.

After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but
the center of thought also differs.

Women think with their heads.

Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain
cells reside.

Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man.

In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left
with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually
speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "engineers."

Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "fighter pilots."

A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins.
These men are usually referred to as "Senator" or "Mr President."

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