[Jokes] Rednecks

[Clare McKenna]

 A bunch of redneck hunters in a wood and one of them
 keels over and stops breathing.  Being modern
 Rednecks one of them whips out a mobile and promptly
 phones the emergency servives on their "American"
 911 number.
 
 "Help me, ma kusin just died!"
 "Okay sir, I may beable to help, first we need to be
 sure he's dead."
 
 A single shot is fired.
 
 "Now wot?"

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