[Jokes] A Sign From God (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2002 19:56:34 +0100

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally wrecked, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the man says,

"So you're a woman, that's interesting. I'm a man... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The woman replied,
" I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The man continued,
"And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Bordeaux wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he opens the bottle and hands it to the woman. The woman nods her head in agreement, and takes a few swigs from the bottle, to calm her shock, then hands it back to the man. The man takes the bottle, immediately rams the cork back in, casts it into a nearby stream and watches it float away.

The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The man replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."