[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] Quality!!!

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

-----Original Message-----
From: Mills Corinne  
Sent: 23 August 2002 14:30
Subject: [TTFF] Quality!!!




A guy is at home watching the football, when his wife interrupts!

"Could you fix the Fridge door? It won't close properly."

"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Zanussi written on my
forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine!" she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door
they're about to break."

"Does it look like I've got Ronseal written on my forehead? I don't  think
so. I've had enough of this, I'm going to the pub!"

So, he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours. When he arrives
home he notices that the steps are fixed. He goes to the fridge to get a
beer and notices that the fridge door is also fixed. 

"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" 

"Well" she says, "when you left, I sat outside and  cried. Just then a nice
and very handsome young man asked me what was  wrong, so I told him. He
offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to  do was bake him a cake OR
have sex with him." 

"So, what kind of cake did  you bake him?", he asked.

She replied: "HELLO!!?... Do you see Mr. Kipling written on my forehead?  I
don't think so!!"