[Jokes] vampire bat (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sun Dec 15 13:10:58 GMT 2002

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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Subject: vampire bat

Sorry but I'm not one to suffer in silence....

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty
soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where
he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they
persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me" , he said and flew out
of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they
went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down
and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for
blood. "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES,
YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good!" said the first bat,
"Because I didn't".

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