[Jokes] Sweets in a bar

McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Tue Feb 5 13:07:08 GMT 2002

A packet of malteasers and a tube of smarties are sitting in a bar,
the packet of malteasers turns to the tube of smarties and says, "I'm hard I
am. I could have anyone I wanted".
To which the tube of smarties replies "OK then, beat up the next person to
come into the bar".

Just then a packet of Tunes walks through the door, "Go on then" says the
tube of smarties, to which the 
malteasers replies "no, I'm not touching him - he's menthol!".

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