[Jokes] Facts about Women

Tim Jenkins tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Sat Feb 16 20:50:52 GMT 2002

Women especially love a bargain.
The question of "need" is irrelevant,
so don't bother pointing it out.
Anything on sale is fair game.

Women never have anything to wear.
Don't question the racks of clothes
in the closet; you "just don't understand".

Women need to cry. And they won't
do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

Women will always ask questions that have
no right answer, in an effort to trap
you into feeling guilty.

Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them
and they feel a need to fill it, even if
they have nothing to say.

Women don't need sex as often as men do.
This is because sex is more physical for men
and more emotional for women. Just knowing that
the man wants to have sex with them
fulfills the emotional need.

Can't Shout Can't Scream
Hurt myself to get pain out

-Manic Street Preachers

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