[Jokes] funnies

[Chris McKenna]

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk
www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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A young Scottish lad, Angus Mc Niven, and his lassie, Bonnie McGregor, were
sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the
loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally she looked at him
and said, 'A penny for your thoughts, Angus.'
'Well, uh, I was thinkin'. . .perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss.'
Bonnie blushed, then leaned over and kissed Angus lightly on the cheek. Then
he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a
while the girl spoke again. 'Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.'
'Well, uh I was thinkin.......perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle.'
She blushed again, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then
he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again. 'Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus.' 'Well, uh I was thinkin...perhaps its aboot time you let me poot ma
hand oon your laig, Bonnie.' She blushed, then took his hand and put it on
her knee. Then he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the
loch.
After a while Bonnie spoke again. 'Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.'
The young man knit his brow. 'Wahl, nouh,' he said, 'my thoughts war a bit
moor ser'ous this time.'
'Really?' she said in a whisper, filled with anticipation. 'Aye,' said
Angus. Bonnie looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in
anticipation of the ultimate request. 'An' wha' wus tha'?' she asked.
'Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?' Angus
asked.