[Jokes] [TTFF] Och aye (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

This one is utterly apauling!

Chris

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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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Date: Fri, 5 Jul 2002 13:04:37 GMT+01:00
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Subject: [TTFF] Och aye




The Scottish town of Fife, a well-known fishing centre, hosts an annual international competition whose winner is he who
manages to consume the greatest quantity of fish. The particular variety of fish involved is tench, a local favorite, abundant off
the North Atlantic coast and exported throughout the whole EEC. 

Last year, a local man by the name of Hicks was by many favored to win this gastronomic contest, while others predicted the
victory of a former champion from Finland, Sven Oorslaatd. Hicks was a simple fisherman who had long neglected the dental
work he required, and in the fiery passion of the final stages of the competition he was bitterly frustrated by the dislodging of
one of his bottom molars while completing his eighth portion, causing his loss. The ensuing victory for the Finn was
announced by the local papers the next morning in the following headline: 

ONE TOOTH FREE FOR FIFE'S HICKS; 
SVEN ATE NINE TENCH! 


Steve H

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