[Jokes] [TTFF] Philosophies (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk
www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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Date: Mon, 8 Jul 2002 10:25:45 +0100 (BST)
From: John.Colby at btinternet.com
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To: ttforumfriends at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [TTFF] Philosophies

1. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
2. A penny saved is a government oversight.
3. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
4. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
5. He who hesitates is probably right.
6. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
7. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
8. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
9. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
10. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
11. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
14. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
15. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
16. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

John

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