[Jokes] Professor thing

Moog Man moogman at msn.com
Sat Mar 2 00:00:49 GMT 2002

[I found it on /. while looking at some old posts]

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the 
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:

"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their 

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any 
of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone 
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students 
raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of 
you ever made love to a ghost?"

One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He 
takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,

"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed 
to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about 
your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the 

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'."

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