[Jokes] At the doctors

[Rich Andrews]

>A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
>The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
>a semen sample tomorrow.
>
>The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
>The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like
>this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
>left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
>her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her
>mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing. We
>even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
>both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her
>knees, but still nothing.
>
>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>
>The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't
>get that damned jar open."