[Jokes] Book Early To Avoid Disappointment (fwd)
steve at navaho.co.uk
Tue Mar 12 16:01:22 GMT 2002
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a
Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started,
made them all
promise to send a postcard from
the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
nothing but "Nescafe." Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to the
and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
"Benson & Hedges". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size. "She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.
Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.
after a whole month, a card finally
arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British
Airways.." Mum took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
for BA. The ad said
"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mum fainted...
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