[Jokes] Extreme Sports (Irish Style)

Moog Man moogman at msn.com
Thu Mar 14 22:11:30 GMT 2002

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go
over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's

The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage
op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."

The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and
leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are
high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff
with a 500-foot drop.

"Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.

He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on
his shoulders jumps off the cliff.  Paddy watches as
his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for
a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes
his head and says,"Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too
fockin' dangerous for me."

============ PART TWO ===================

A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the
pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper

He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy
notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a

"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches
himself over the edge of the cliff.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes out the
gun and blows the parrot's head off.

Seamus continues to plummet until there is a 'SPLAT'!,
as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin'
dat parrotshooting noider."

========== PART THREE ==================

A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls
up. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up
carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.

Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag,
and launches himself off the cliff with the usual

Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first
der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus
parrotshooting and now you fockin' hengliding.


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