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[Philip Long]

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>> FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER
>> 
>> Yesterday scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the
>> results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
>> hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer
>> consumption.
>> 
>> The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
>> phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women. To test the
>> theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
>> 
>> It was then observed that 100% of the men: gained weight, talked
>> excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
>> drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down
>> while urinating and refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
>> 
>> No further testing is considered necessary.
>>