[Jokes] DEAR ABBY (JOKE)
tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Sat Nov 30 11:16:18 GMT 2002
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown
a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place
we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred .
Then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man
and before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just
stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew
where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for
about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to
deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to
be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his
hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby,
should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought
their little test was asinine and insulting to my character? Or
should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
I was a young boy that had big plans.
Now I'm just another shitty old man.
I don't have fun and I hate everything.
The world owes me, so fuck you.
--Greenday -- The Grouch
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