[Jokes] Re: [TTFF] UN Survey (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed Oct 2 22:25:22 BST 2002

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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Date: Tue, 1 Oct 2002 11:57:34 +0100
From: alanradley <alanradley at 0800dial.com>
Reply-To: ttforumfriends at yahoogroups.com
To: ttforumfriends at yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [TTFF] UN Survey

The  UN  recently sent  out  a questionnaire  to  people  in many
different countries. They  asked  "Please  would  you give  us  your
honest  opinion on what  would  be  the  best  solution to   the 
 food  shortage in the rest  of  the  world?"
Unfortunately, the   questionnaire was  a  complete  failure  
and  very few responses were  received.

Sadly, nobody in Africa understood  what "food" meant;
nobody in  Eastern Europe understood what "honest" meant;
nobody in Western Europe understood what "shortage" meant;
nobody in the Middle East understood  what  "solution"  meant;
nobody in China understood what "opinion"  meant;
nobody in Latin America understood what  "please"  meant
and nobody in the  USA  understood what "the rest of the world" meant!

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