[Jokes] A Prayer for the Stressed

pklong at btinternet.com pklong at btinternet.com
Fri Oct 11 16:04:54 BST 2002

A Prayer for the Stressed

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot 
change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept 
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill 
today because they got on my nerves.

Also, help me to be careful on the toes I step today, as they 
may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work


12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday and 
5% on Friday

Help me to remember


When I’m having a bad day and it seems that people are
trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and
Smack someone in the mouth!


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