[Jokes] A Prayer for the Stressed
pklong at btinternet.com
pklong at btinternet.com
Fri Oct 11 16:04:54 BST 2002
A Prayer for the Stressed
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill
today because they got on my nerves.
Also, help me to be careful on the toes I step today, as they
may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always give 100% at work
.
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday and
5% on Friday
Help me to remember
..
When Im having a bad day and it seems that people are
trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and
Smack someone in the mouth!
Amen
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