[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

-----Original Message-----
From: John Colby [mailto:John.Colby at btinternet.com] 
Sent: 01 September 2002 00:02
To: ttforumfriends at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [TTFF] How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?


How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole 
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to 
code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? 
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the 
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more 
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the 
situation.

TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls 
and furniture.

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the 
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark

DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the 
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have owners, cats have
staff.


John and Sandy Colby
http://www.colbyweb.co.uk <http://www.colbyweb.co.uk> 
Geevor Mine http://www.geevor.com <http://www.geevor.com> 

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