[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] snails

McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Tue Sep 3 09:46:09 BST 2002

-----Original Message-----
From: John Colby [mailto:John.Colby at btinternet.com] 
Sent: 02 September 2002 21:40
To: ttforumfriends at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [TTFF] snails

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important 
guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be 

At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for 
the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with 
the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the 
bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he 
was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside 
the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to 
himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to 

He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the 
beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she 
invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together. 
At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My 
wife's dinner party!!!"

He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and 
ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He 
ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got 
to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.

There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a 
very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this 
time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, 
then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"

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