rgrant at BlitzGames.com
Fri Sep 13 10:57:27 BST 2002
> This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
> a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
> wanted to
> buy an unusual pet.
> After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
> little white box to use for his house. He took the box back
> home, found a
> good location for the box, and decided he would start off by
> taking his new
> pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box,
> "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
> But there was no
> answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
> minutes and
> then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having
> a drink with
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
> waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
> decided to ask
> one more time; this time putting his face up against the
> centipede's house
> and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's
> place and
> have a drink with me?"
> A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
> putting my fucking shoes on."
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