[Jokes] [TTFF] Forum/Iraq (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Fri Apr 4 19:49:26 BST 2003

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 16:58:29 +0100
From: ian.jones 
Subject: [TTFF] Forum/Iraq

Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing............YET!

Q: What does Saddam want for Christmas?

A: Turkey.

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?

A: They both have Kurds in their Whey. 

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best Iraqi job?

A: Foreign Ambassador.

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000. 

Q: How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-52 

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?

A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both can look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?

A: So they can see their Air Force.

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