[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] Early Friday joke

McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Fri Apr 11 09:34:37 BST 2003

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From: dave s  
Sent: 10 April 2003 22:10
Subject: [TTFF] Early Friday joke

Two guys from Wales die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in
to check on them and sees them dressed in coats, mittens and balaclavas
warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you
doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Well, you know,
we're from Wales, the land of wind and ice and cold. We're just happy for a
chance to warm up a little bit, eh." The devil decides that these two aren't
miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again
and there they are, still dressed in coats, mittens and balaclavas. The
devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from
Wales, the land of wind and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to
warm up a little bit, eh." This gets the devil a little steamed up and he
decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go.
People are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the
two guys from Wales and finds them in t-shirts, shorts and sandals, drinking
a beer and cooking a "barbie". The devil is astonished: "Everyone down here
is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves." The two
Welshmen reply, "Well, you know, we don't get too much warm weather in Wales
so we've just got to have a cook-up when the weather's THIS nice." The devil
is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with
the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their
lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning,
the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are
shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and
gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two
Welshmen. He gets there and finds them back in their coats, mittens and
balaclavas. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
screaming like mad men!!! The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand,
when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're
still happy. What is wrong with you two???" The Welshmen look at the devil
in surprise, "Well, don't you know boyo?

If hell freezes over, it must mean that Wales have won the World Cup.

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