[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] The Airline Attendant ...

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

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> >

> > An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay 

> > flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he 

> > served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he 

> > came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, 

> > "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that

> > he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if 

> > you could just put up your trays that would be super."

> >

> > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather 

> > exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear 

> > me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo 

> > so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

> >

> > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a 

> > Princess. I take orders from no one."

> >

> > To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 

> > "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you



























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